…teeth, in general.
In fact, that other top front tooth is wiggly. (Gag.) So maybe it isn’t that he wants his teeth for Christmas, but instead, he wants to lose his teeth for Christmas. Or, maybe it’s that I want him to lose the teeth.
I am normally anti-losing-teeth because omg, GAG. But. But…
Toothless kids at Christmas? Cutest thing ever. Can’t even handle the cute!
So for the first time in my entire life, I’m encouraging someone to wiggle a tooth on a regular basis. I’m not going to touch it. Or look. I might pass out when it falls out. But if that tooth falls out before Christmas, well, maybe one of my wishes will come true.