Mario and Luigi Halloween Costumes: A Review, a Rant & Letting Go of the “Perfect” Halloween

I was going to toss up a typical Wordless Wednesday type post with the boys in their Halloween costumes, but I decided I had things to say about said Halloween costumes.

This photo illuminates all of the reasons that I hate store bought costumes:

Mario & Luigi -- Halloween 2011

“Why Luigi, what a big rack you have!” “All the better to smash bricks with???”

Let me tell you the number of things wrong with these costumes.

Mario & Luigi -- Halloween 2011

1. The bellies don’t adjust very well as the velcro is in ridiculously stupid places. Hence Luigi’s large chest that’s supposed to be a belly. Thankfully BigBrother hasn’t really noticed or cared. However, I’m either going to have to deflate the bellies even a bit more (these were not fully blown up) or nix them completely so that the boys can wear warmer clothes under their costumes. It’s supposed to be a bit chilly both evenings we’re going trick-or-treating. The boys already know this is a possibility and they’re okay with it, though they think the bellies are hilarious. Which, they are. Especially BigBrothers, RIGHT?!

Mario & Luigi -- Halloween 2011

2. They’re too small in general. I ordered two costumes in sizes that should have fit according to the website. However, when the costumes arrived, the packaging also listed an “age range,” and when I held them up, yep, they’re small. They’ll “do” for now (and are just barely long enough without the bellies), but please don’t look at the length and judge me as a bad Halloween mom. It’s not my fault the website didn’t find it important to share the length of the costume, just the weight guidelines. (Note to costume websites: My kids weigh less but are just fine height wise. Weight does me no good.) This reason is why you cannot see their feet in any of these photos. Of note: They’re wearing their black rainboots up and under their pant legs, which will at least be warm and dry.

Mario & Luigi -- Halloween 2011

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3. Please don’t get me started on the texture.

Mario & Luigi -- Halloween 2011

4. The mustaches are ridiculous. I mean, sure, they’re cute in these pictures, but the sticky stuff on the back? Covers the WHOLE back of the mustache. Left to right, top to bottom. That means that LittleBrother, who has a smaller face/head and the downward facing Mario mustache, has sticky stuff all the way past his mouth and down onto his chin. That causes the mustache to stick to his chin, thus blocking his entire mouth. Very safe, let me tell you. We’re sticking some paper to the back of it so he can, you know, breathe out of his mouth, but the paper is then annoying to a small child. I predict mustache abandonment in less than a hour.

Mario & Luigi -- Halloween 2011

5. I know the gloves are supposed to be big for humor’s sake, but LittleBrother’s are far too big — to the point that the can’t grab things while wearing them. (So yes, if you’re keeping track: the costume is too small but the mustache and gloves are too big. Sizing fails all over the place.)

And on and on and on.

I originally said I wanted to make the boys’ Mario and Luigi costumes. And then life got in the way and I remembered how poorly I sew while trying to complete another task. I looked longingly at some homemade, fantastic Mario and Luigi costumes on Etsy — my favorite being the fireball variations with the red and green overalls — but I couldn’t justify the price. Maybe I should have, as my sons love to dress up and they could have gotten a lot of use out of high quality, well-fitting costumes that they loved. Hindsight; she’s a … well, she’s something. Even still, I was going to make some really cute bags for trick-or-treating, but Halloween is in five days and it’s just not going to happen.

Mario & Luigi -- Halloween 2011

The good news is that the boys love their costumes. And they loved them last year. And the year before. But they year before that, let’s face it: they were really dang cute. I will never be as talented with a sewing machine as my grandmother. My children will have to suck it up in store bought costumes and I will have to let go of the dream of the perfect Halloween. Besides, they’ll go trick-or-treating (twice, mind you). They’ll have fun. They’ll be pleased with their costumes. They’ll get candy. The world will keep turning.

Mario & Luigi -- Halloween 2011

Quite honestly, that sounds pretty darn perfect to me. Not quite Martha Stewart, but pretty darn perfect.

 

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6 Replies to “Mario and Luigi Halloween Costumes: A Review, a Rant & Letting Go of the “Perfect” Halloween”

  1. Awww. They do look cute, though (sans the roving bellies I suppose). And costumes are terribly uncomfortable, and, for the most part, way too expensive in general. But they love ’em, and they’ll have a great time, I’m sure!

  2. Could you tim the mustaches down so they aren’t as big? Otherwise, if you think sticking paper to the back will bug LB, you could rub tissue over it- the tissue fibers with stick to the sticky, effectively eliminating it without being scratchy and uncomfortable.

  3. Liam was Mario last year (with a friend as Luigi and me as Toad) We hated the store bought costumes too and resorted to jean overalls, red shirt, white gloves from the dollar store and splurged on a decent Mario hat (that he wears all year as a baseball cap).

    But BB and LB do look adorable!!!!

  4. Charlie decided on Ironman Sunday after weeks of telling me he wanted to be a ghost. *sigh* I can’t make an Ironman costume in a week when I’m already making a robe for a friend’s son to be Sorcerer Mickey. Off to Walmart we went. It will do but we’re supposed to have a cold spell this weekend so I’m not sure about it.

    Thankfully Charlie isn’t that into dress up or Halloween or candy.

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